GCSE results.

English Literature: C
English Language: B
Maths: A
Art: A
German: A
History: A
RE: A
Science: A*
Science2: A*

ICT results are still being finalized, but I anticipate 3 Us.

The Wole Russia Georgia confict proves one point adequately...

America, and to a lesser extent, everyone else, are fucking stupid. (Also, forgive me if my understanding of these events is warped)

Here's how this should have worked out:
Russia: What the fuck does Georgia think it's doing, invading the sovereign nation of South Osettia? Fuck that, we'll teach those bastards a lesson!
America: What the fuck does Russia think it's doing, invading the sovereign nation of Georgia?
Russia: Uh. they invaded South Osettia first.
America: Isn't that none of your business?
Russia: Well, there are Russian citizens there, and also, who else is going to bomb Tiblisi? Let's face it, no-one gives a crap about Georgia.
America: Point. Go on, fuck Georgia.
NATO: Yeah, go Russia. Man, I'm so glad we hadn't already accepted them into NATO, otherwise Georgia would be free to pick on all the little countries without fear of reprisal. Heh, thanks Russia. Actually, would you like to be in NATO?
Russia: No.

Here's how it did:
Russia: What the fuck does Georgia think it's doing, invading the sovereign nation of South Osettia? Fuck that, we'll teach those bastards a lesson!
America: What the fuck does Russia think it's doing, invading the sovereign nation of Georgia?
Russia: Uh. they invaded South Osettia first.
America: Yeah, but oil and alliance and if we're friends it doesn;t matter if they do bad things for no good reason, bleught.
Russia: I know, like we're Russia, but, don;t you think that's a bit immoral?
America: Heee, we're Christians.
Russia: Sorry, what?
America: Look! Rabit! My mummy says I'm thpecthial.
Russia: You're retarded, aren't you?
America: Doctor said retarded, but my mummy says I'm just speshul. Special is good.
Russia: .... Ow. I am so glad you're too stupid to maneuver your military with any grace.
England: Our news coverage is inexplicably biased really badly against you, Russia.
Russia: Great. Even ENGLAND is going stupid.

So there's a super quick breakdown of the "Conflict in the Caucauses". I apologise for no doubt spelling Ossetia and/or caucauses incorrectly. It's really difficult to work out what's going on in reality, as basically, the News here consists of showing some brief footage of Russian tanks burning children and practicing witchcraft, zooming right in on bullet holes in their trucks, then cutting to some hideous woman (Condo-sleaza or something) saying "Russia Is Bad". Then footage of the Georgian President saying "Russia is Evil. And Bad. But mainly Evil. Yeah.". Basically, the British media have got around the restrictions against them giving an opinion by ONLY showing other people giving a certain opinion with out any sort of balance, apart from that one Russian woman, who spoke very poor English.

The other amusing bit of news conference went as such (I was pretty tired and don't remember the details):
Newsreader: "David Cameron says [worthless opinion]. What do you think about that, slow Russian Man of no visible authority?"
SRMNVA: "No-one thinks that. I mean, no-one who knows what they're talking about, actually thinks that. That's nonsense."

An attitude toward Mr. Cameron that a lot more English voters need to adopt. Quickly.