dpkg-reconfigure xserver-xorg?

It's actually been so long since I had to do that that I don't remember what it does. I should change at least one of my taglines. I did try "sudo shutdown -r -m 160" recently but it sort of messed up. I miss shell commands. I sort of miss caring about my computer slightly. Now my graphics card isn't supported again and I never use my tablet and I can't get my drives to mount and I never even use my computer and spend all my time reading and going on holidays full of fresh air every other weekend my computer can pretty much suck all it likes

Might install Mint this weekend. Only cause I love the name Helena though. Mmm, Helena. It makes me think of Helena Bonham Cater, Mirrormask, Neil Gaiman, Amanda Palmer, Amanda Palmer's breasts, some other breasts, Coffee....

Today I was horrified to be unable to access my own website, the domain had expired and I was all annoyed because I hadn't been told. I opened my googlemail and found hundreds of new mails. "Gamespot Daily Newsletter", "Wave Invite", "Your domain expires next month", "your domain expires this month", "your domain expires this week", "your domain expires in 3 days", "your domain expires tomorrow", "your domain has expired", "please renew your domain".... Hrm. I'm starting to think I should check my e-mail. Nah.

When I finally got onto my site I was re-horrified to find I updated it a year and one month ago. That means I have not updated my site since I last updated the domain. Waste of money. Next year I will not renew the domain so get used to hideous free subdomains! I hope to renew my site immediately after christmas when I get my christmas present. Even if it's a sock full of Clementines instead of what I asked for. Christmas presents get on my nerves.

I wonder if there's some way to make internet banking less tedious, uncomfortable, difficult and dangerous than fucking a poisonous snake? I'm forced to assume not. That or Natwest are just asshats. Actually, it's almost certainly both.