Hapfairy conversation

M: It's been in Armand and now you don't want it back?
Sweet.
*puts some other things she wants in Armand*

D: I hope for his sake you didn't want my cactus and broken glass collection.

M: I didn't want your broken glass collection. *nods*.
Man, that's a SWEET pineapple....
Oooh! Massive pine cones!
Scissors!

D: *Calls a doctor*

M: That might be a good idea.
Y'know that doctor's kinda hot...
fantasmagorical, now you've just exacerbated the situation.
Meh, at least he's god a good view of the problem.