Mmmmm....... Alexis....

Ugly Betty spoilers unless you've seen upto the first episode of series 2.

So, at about 6 yesterday, I was pacing quite a lot. My mum bought the box set of series 1 of Ugly Betty and I went from "Eeeew" to "Devil Wears Prada Rip Off" to "OMG I LOVE THIS SHOW" in one disc. I really, really love it. You wouldn't have thought.

People who have perhaps seen the last episode of series 1 would know why I was pacing. Well, pacing and clicking my fingers. No, really, I do it compulsively when I'm worried. You know how there's this order of necessity, some characters can die, some can't. I have a tenancy to love the characters that can. And do. My favorite character in everything dies. Apart from FFVII where.... oh... she does die. Okay, in everything. So, obviously, if there's a cliff-hanger and it looks like three people might have died.... well. compulsive finger clicking!

I was beside myself, of course. Then I was told that they show it on Fridays at 9. Sweet. I watched, I did the "OMFG, Alexis is okay!" dance. I think that exists.

My mum is now convinced I want a sex change. It's really, really annoying. As if it was FUN having her tell me all the reasons I'm not gay, I now get the odd "XX% of people who have sex-change ops kill themselves afterwards!" (The number changes frequently). I just think she's hot. And has a hot voice. And is nice and sweet. There ya go. I am gay. Pwn'd.

My dog is Gayaja.

Right, my bitch is in heat, and she's still running away from every male dog who tries to sniff her. So, there goes the theory she's just not interested because she's not in heat.

Also, bad thing for the furniture.

Google... well done.

So, your Google pagerank is based on the amount of sites that link to you. Right. How do we get sites to link to you? Well, people with sites have to find your site. There are two ways for them to do that. Either, by searching from something related to your site, and finding you are one of the top ranking results. Not likely, as uh... no one has linked to your site. For that reason. The other way is... to be one of the most popular sites in the world, and be stumbled apon. Oh, and I guess there is word of mouth but we all know that's fairy-tale. So, there are two ways to get a good Google page rank. Make loads and loads of psuedo-sites linking to your page. Hassle the fuck out of the owners of influential site owners for a linkback. Actually Google advocates this. When my site's popular and I get a ton of e-mails from wannabes asking for linkage, I'm going to have a word with them. I'm far more annoyed at having to be one of those wannabes. "Have your site linked to from other relevant sites". Lovely.

Sorry, the bastards removed me from the index a couple of months ago. I gave them a few months. I'm still out, despite increasing them amount of words on my site ninefold. At great personal effort. I don't do this for myself and my one dedicated reader, y'know. I do it because there are no decent, current Sephiroth shrines. People need one. I fill a void.

I need to badger people for a linking. What do you recon? Dang, FF-Fan seems to be down...