Rich people are stupid.

How many times has a rich person said the words "I wish I wasn't so rich". I mean, seriously. We all know Bill Gates is stupid, because of the shittiness of his software. (By design, not bugs). But other people must also with it too. Being rich is strictly optional. At no point does anyone ever, ever try to stop you from giving all your money to charity. Or Walk up and down the streets of London giving a tenner to every beggar you see. In fact, if you donated to every charity that accosts you on the main road where I live, you'd be broke instantly. Seriously, No-on in the world has any excuse to complain about something so easily changed. And, no only are you not hurting anyone by changing it, you're actually HELPING people. I mean, the guy who founded dominoes wished he wasn't so rich, and GUESS WHAT? Now he's NOT. He wanted something, he got it. And there are lots of little catholic children attaining a more exciting brand of molestation for it. Yay. It's been proven, you CAN be poor, very, very, very easily. For example, Bill, why not use your own operating system to do online banking? Instant poverty! Or, alternatively, you could make windows so that you could do online banking using it without everyone in the universe being able thus to order things with your credit card. It would cut into your profit margin, make you poorer, wilst making the world more user friendly for people of your intellectual caliber (but no lower, or they'd be using macs. Or eating carpet fluff and banging and rocking)(And no higher, or they'd be on Linux by now). Or, you could change your hobby from "Screwing over as many innocent people in an hour as I can" to bathing in powdered safron. Quit whining, idiot.