Violent Acres
I really love Violent Acres. I even learned how to spell acres (I thought there was a h...) I mean, i really love it. Today, I was supposed to go out and do stuff? I spent SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS doing almost nothing but reading VA.
*Ads that mention me, while also hinting towards mild lesbianism, are getting 5 times the traffic of the catchphrase writers and almost triple the clicks as the ‘I Support Violent Acres’ guy. In other words, ‘The Girl Who’ is creaming the competition over there.
I find this fascinating.
Does this mean I have a secret underground fan base of hot lesbians who, like, totally want to do me? If so, I find the entire concept oddly titillating. But be warned ladies: I’m a biter. And a hair puller. And during the act, I just may refer to you as my little slut. I hope that’s cool.
... She's on to me. And, yeah, totally cool.
I'm now going to sit around self-absorbedly for a while, introspecting over whether I wanted her to see that statement... or not. That's pretty sad, but I can feel it coming. When I've done that I'll probably start fantasizing about it. Either way, this should be my last post of the night. Finally. I will try and fix the CSS of this a bit though.
*Ads that mention me, while also hinting towards mild lesbianism, are getting 5 times the traffic of the catchphrase writers and almost triple the clicks as the ‘I Support Violent Acres’ guy. In other words, ‘The Girl Who’ is creaming the competition over there.
I find this fascinating.
Does this mean I have a secret underground fan base of hot lesbians who, like, totally want to do me? If so, I find the entire concept oddly titillating. But be warned ladies: I’m a biter. And a hair puller. And during the act, I just may refer to you as my little slut. I hope that’s cool.
... She's on to me. And, yeah, totally cool.
I'm now going to sit around self-absorbedly for a while, introspecting over whether I wanted her to see that statement... or not. That's pretty sad, but I can feel it coming. When I've done that I'll probably start fantasizing about it. Either way, this should be my last post of the night. Finally. I will try and fix the CSS of this a bit though.
posted by Morgue at 8/11/2007 07:30:00 pm
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