Imaac suucks.

I know, if you ask me, a lot of things suck, but having just tried "Veet" I can tell you not to. Seriously, no amount of hairlessness is worth it. (I personally keep almost all of my body hair attached to my body, so i would think that.) imac will get you dumped and stop firends coming to your house. Guaranteed.

I mean, the clean up job is horrible. Have you ever tried to clean up partially dissolved hair-coated slime off every surface in your bathroom? Well, better start practicing. It must be nice to go into your friend's bathroom and see little hairs in toxic soup screaming "help meee! Help-meee!" in a little Benji-mouse voice.

Much worse than that is the smell. Don;t leave it on for over 6 minutes? Dude, I would have passed OUT after 6 minutes. It smells like cum. No, it smells like a special non-homogeneous blend of 5 parts cum to 1 part soy-sauce to 2 parts yakult gently fermented on authentic charcoal fires in the middle of the London sewer system. Hell, it LOOKS like that! If I was still working at that lab I;d ask them for the HPLC results for it, placed against a standard of averaged jizz. In meth. In fact, you may recognise the smell from that time you walked past a cheap whore walking home, with a limp after a long days work on a hot afternoon. Or last time you where in London. Anyway, The smell sticks. Washing your hands with soap repeatedly and spraying them with perfume and applying talc won;t get rid of it. And you can;t even do that to the area you applied it to. I mean, you'll go see your boyfriend, he'll dump you INSTANTLY because YOU SMELL LIKE CHEAP SEX. Same goes fr a girlfriend, as not only she, but everyone else who sees you will think you've been smearing men with soy sauce and licking it off. Men, Veet makes you smell like a kinky gay. Women, Veet makes you smell like a cheap whore. Veet makes me smell like a Japanese heterosexual on the way to the bath house. It's NASTY STUFF.

This reveiw is not sponsered by Reckitt Benckiser, and reflects only the opinions of the speaker(s). Wait... Reck it - Ben Kisser? Are they THREATENING me?

Also, another product that suckz... Imacs. Computers for retarded four year olds. The real way to deal with dropping your child on the head? Get an imac. Your child has AS? Get Linux.