Worst, Webdesign Book, EVER.
Mastering Microsoft Frontpage. 976 pages. Presuming that's 6 publisher's pages, 70 blank pages and 900 content pages, the book should go like this:
Page 1:YOU.
Page 2:DON'T.
Page 3:DESERVE.
Page 4:TO.
Page 5:LIVE.
Page 6:(This means you dying, good thing happen, k?).
The next 890 pages should be filled with categorized, simplified, illustrated child and idiot friendly ways to kill yourself, the final 3 pages should be a list of numbers to dial if you fail terminating your you sorry excuse for a brain without adult supervision, with illustrated instructions on how to use a phone. My number is 07981096381, put it first on the list in the next revision, PLZ-K-THNX.
posted by Morgue at 9/09/2007 09:41:00 am
7 Comments:
You've got it all wrong. There's a hole that goes through every page in the book, forming a compartment that contains a bomb that activates upon someone actually opening the book.
No. I mean, seriously, if you saw that book in a bookshop, wouldn't you pick it up and open it, to laugh uproariously at the contents? I would.
Nice idea though!
Hmmm. Maybe the bomb activates after you've read a couple of chapters. There'd be a paragraph of no return somewhere, along with a disclaimer.
A better idea. On opening MSFrontPage, your computer blows up and kills you, and your children.
But, you way would work.
Sounds like a Darwin Award candidate.
We need to decrease the population of the world somehow.
After all, as I said, if the population of the world was 100, 11 would be gay, about 5 or some of those would be female, and that's easily enough for me. I'd only have to ask, like 50 women. My cheeks can take 45 slaps, subject to even distribution.
Obviously, if you where one of those people, 100 percent of the population would be gay. All the men would fancy you, and the women would have to do SOMETHING to pass the time.
Thanks in advance.
Okay, okay, 99 if you stuck to liking girls. Then all the women would be hetro with you! My plan is RUINED!
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