Saturday, September 8

M: So, behaving like a horney neko-mimi is not the way to a mans heart?
S: no.
M: why not?
S: *shrugs* Because a man's heart is in his chest, not between his legs? Although there's an artery at the groin that will kill just as efficiently...

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehe.... I LOVE this one!

9/08/2007 9:59 pm  
Blogger Morgue said...

Eeeeverybody loves my ex.

Except men. Ha! Cam's a girl!

9/09/2007 9:38 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, wouldnt that make me more attractive in your eyes?

9/10/2007 4:25 pm  
Blogger Morgue said...

Damn. I've been owned.

No, Because then you'd be a very ugly girl!

Ha, now you've been owned.

... No, cuz YOUR FACE! It always workz.

9/10/2007 6:25 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if i was an ugly girl, would i change you so much that you would go back to being straight again?

9/10/2007 10:29 pm  
Blogger Morgue said...

Uh, no.

Only one person can make me heterosexual. And he doesn't want to. Cause he;s gay.

(Rejecting me makes you gay, on automation. Live with it, or live with me.)

9/18/2007 8:42 am  

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