Best Conversations of the Week.

D: You should get a restraining order against him.
M: You weren't listening to a goddamn word I said, were you?
D: It seemed to be about B. Those conversations are all either dirty or Emo.
M: I was talking about how every moment we are appart he is intentionally ruining my life.
D: You should get an Instraining order.
M: ... go on.
D: Instead of having to keep a minimum or 50 feet away from you, he should have to keep a maximum of 50 feet away from you.
M: I like. Sounds kinda like a violation of human rights, but it's B so... I'll fake his educational psycology degree, you forge his signature on a job application as my new ISW, then we go to court. You can be my lawyer.
D: LOL, yeah?
M: You did two a-level law taster sessions. It'll do.
D: I think I'll get a restrainimg order against you. You must keep a minimum of 8 milimeters away from me at all times.
M: Then I'll get an instraining order against you. Must keep a maximum of 10 milimeters away from me.
D: Well, that would kill your sex life.
M: We could get 8mm thick condoms.
D: ... Or, I could just close my eyes and look inconspicuos.

M: What do you want to drink?
J: I'll have whatever you're having.
M: I'm having soya milk.
J: Oh.

D: We're loosing, take your top off,
M: G's too clever for that to work. That'd just distract you.
D: What about C?
M: C? You take your top off!
D: Point. Meh, he's shit anyway.
C: Hey!
M: You could at least have done that while I was calling you gay. Oooh, C, come on to G to distract him!
G: Come on, D, let's get the girls off the court and play like men.
D: No, she's my lucky mascot and she hit the cock twice... serving. Cant remeber the other one.