I believe in not making sense!

You want to know what REALLY annoys me? Really, above almost anything else you can say to me? Asking if I believe in something, with a verb. "Do you believe in faeries?" is perfectly legitimate. Faeries is a noun. "Do you believe in eating meat?" is the EPITOME of bad grammar. Seriously. It doesn't make sense. It DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Seriously, that sentence makes me weep with asperger's sydrome! It's absolute nonsense, and the next time someone says something like that, my reply will be a simple: Error, invalid argument; verb, expected noun. If you have an issue with that, go fuck yourself anally with the remnants of your primary-school education. It won't hurt.

"Do you believe it is morally inccorect to eat meat?"
"No, I just don't like the taste."
"Oh.". Why do people think I'm MILITANT just because I'm a vegetarian? MEAT TASTES LIKE MEAT. (I couldn't think of anything tasting worse than meat, without resorting to the glib and contrite "shit")